Wins, Fails, and FMLS

[Breezy]

What the title says. Post your daily wins, fails, and FMLs here.

For those who don't know what FML means, it means FUCK MY LIFE. I'm sure you can figure that out. If not, go to the FML website to see some examples. C:

So here, I'll start.

Today I went out on my golf cart for a long drive to the library. I was on my way home, jamming out to music on my ipod. I was about to enter a tunnel, literally less than a minute from my house (finally), so I took a sharp turn. I was driving with one hand, and I had my itouch in my other hand. Suddenly, I don't know how, but my music suddenly BLASTED in my ear and scared me, so while I was turning, I made the turn too sharp while trying to turn down my music and ended up crashing into the wall before the tunnel. I slammed my left thumb on the steering wheel, and though this was about 8 hours ago my thumb still hurts when I poke it. There were also people watching me at the other end of the tunnel, waiting for me to move out of the way so that they could pass (they clearly saw that I crashed, but they were obviously too lazy to care), so I was forced to sheepishly back up my golf cart and go a different way.
I was less than a minute from home, and the song that decided to kill my cilia was called "Scandalous".
The artist? Cobra Starship.
FML.

YOUR TURN

[Ace of Insanity]

^OBVIOUSLY THAT ONLY HAPPENED BECAUSE YOUR COBRA OBSESSION IS SO AWESOME IT CAUSES VEHICULAR CRASHES.
also is it bad that I consider you having a golf cart a win? THAT'S SO COOL I WANT ONE. xD;

ANYWHO i usually hit multiples of the topic situations on a daily basis. THEY SEEM TO ESCALATE WHEN I'M IN UNFAMILIAR PLACES.

LIKE TODAY. First day in Cleveland, Ohio. So we head down to the Hard Rock Cafe they have here, because I love wandering around those places and collecting pins and shirts and stuff. So we get in there, and I walk off to go look at the memorbilia. All the while I'm wearing my fancy new Poison shirt I just got at the concert i went to about two weeks ago. I'm feeling pretty awesome.

And, then, while I'm walking, I see this kid abou three feet away. Wearing a Poison shirt. A different one from mine, but still.
INSTANT THOUGHT: TOTALLY ULTIMATE WIN Y/Y. ROCK ON

But then, this kid looks over at me, and then proceeded to give me the DIRTIEST look I've ever seen. Like he thought I wasn't qualified to be rocking clothing involved certain glamtastic hair metal rockstars.
I then glared back at him and skittered off to the farthest corner of the resturant to go nurse my self-esteem that had just had its face punched in.

SO, SECOND THOUGHT RULING: FML. FML SO HARD.
AND ALSO, FTHATKID.
STUPID LITTLE PUNK.
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[Breezy]

^ xD OH LORD I GUESS SO. AND NO NOT AT ALL LOL IM GLAD YOU CONSIDER IT A WIN. YOU SHOULD GET ONE LOLOLOL

and my god that little son of a bitch YOU ARE PROBABLY THE MOST WORTHY ROCKSTAR FAN EVER MAN FUNGHDFASF. D<
fthatkid. fhimsohard
[/itsfuntowatch]

Okay so here's a new one. Last night (or uh, technically this morning) I was up at 4 AM cause I couldnt sleep, so I went downstairs, grabbed a snack and started watching "Everybody Hates Chris". In the particular episode I was watching this kid was teaching his little sister how to moonwalk. So while he was teaching her I was like "PFFT THATS EASY." So I got up and went into my kitchen and started to moonwalk. A few seconds later, I tripped over a pizza box that was so conveniently placed in the middle of my kitchen floor. FAIL LOL

[Breezy]

lord why does this happen all the time.

SO I set my alarm to 11 AM, because recently I've been getting up at like, 2-3 PM (fff cause i stay up till like 4) and my parents were like getting all pissed and shit last night about me 'NEEDING TO GET UP EARLIER SLEEPING LATE LIKE THAT ISNT HEALTHY BLABLABLABLABLARAHRAHRAHRAHRAH!!! D<<<<"

SO, me, wanting to show them, I set my alarm to 11 AM....

I ended up waking up at 6. I woke up, looked at my clock, and i was like

"oh fuck no."



SO I LIKE BOLTED OUTTA BED, AND I KNEW MY PARENTS WERE GONNA BE FURIOUS. Although I wondered why they hadn't woken me up yet, but STILL. I GOT UP, AND I LIKE, RAN DOWNSTAIRS AND NOBODY WAS THERE. SO I WAS LIKE, "HUH."

AND I WENT BACK UPSTAIRS, INTO MY ROOM AGAIN AND LOOKED AT MY CLOCK....


IT WAS SIX O' CLOCK.

A.M.

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......FAIL/WIN