Post by Ace of Insanity on Jul 5, 2011 18:30:57 GMT -5
GENERAL:
Name: Bret Michaels (full name: Bret Michael Sychak)
Gender: Male
Age: About 45-48, but due to dimensional physics, looks/acts younger.
Description:
Clicky link for 80’s Bretness.
Bret is not as tall as one would expect, only reaching about 5’9’’ max. He is, however, wonderfully well built and (in his opinion, anyway) very attractive. His eyes are a striking blue in color, and they’re often narrowed for reasons unknown. His hair is blond and drops to past his shoulders when loose. Bret’s typical hair styles are as follows: hanging loose (commonly), kept in a ponytail (uncommonly), or teased out and fluffy (rarely). However, for each and every style he has his hair in, there is always one constant accessory laced within it: a bandana. He owns a stupidly large collection of them (the most common ones he wears are navy blue and red, though), and he appears to wear them all hours of the day. Supposedly every now and then he doesn’t wear a bandana at all, but even his own bandmates admit that it’s been a very long time since they’ve seen that.
He'll also wear cowboy hats, as if that bandana was too little to adorn his hair with.
Like his fellow bandmates that Ace "borrowed" from an 80's-tastic dimension, Bret's outfit selections tend to remain that of a hair metal rockstar in his prime. He's typical seen wearing a plain black or white t-shirt or a shirt emblazed with Poison's logo or his own face/name (why yes he does have a huge ego, how could you tell?), and a pair of blue jeans, boots to match. He also wears many bangles, arm bands, and watches on both his wrists. Occasionally he will wear other things like a leopard print vest or leather jackets.
He has a couple of earrings, and three tattoos: one on the inside of his left wrist reading "Something to Believe In", a large heart/rose/dagger thing on his right shoulder, and a badge-like ink reading 'Poison' on his left shoulder.
Occupation: Lead singer of band Poison; reality TV star
Date/Month Summoned: Between September-November 2010.
Birthdate: March 15th
Residency: Ace's magically-large closet on her bus.
EMOTIONAL:
Personality:
Bret is, at his core, a nice person. He has a deep respect for just about everyone he knows, even the people he doesn't like (though in those cases it's more a of a grudging respect). He loves his friends and wants to do his best to protect them and keep them close. However, he often has trouble expressing his more subtle, caring emotions, even amongst said friends. Even if he could express these emotions well, though, they'd probably be overshadowed by his massive ego. Bret is proud of his many accomplishments, so much that he tends to have a superiority complex, which people (Ace and his bandmates in particular) can find exasperating.
Along with the ego, Bret also has the capacity to get very jealous very fast (case in point: his jealousy is one of the reasons for his long-standing arch rivalry with Zak Bagans, among other things). He loves attention, and comes off as grumpy and irritable when he feels he isn't getting enough of it. In a sense, he needs people, and he needs people to need him. Anything less and he will recede into his shell of crankiness.
Though frequently difficult to put up with, Bret does have that underlying kindness deep down, and if you wait long enough, it can shine through. He can be quite gracious and gentlemanly if he wants to be.
Key word being 'wants'.
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Habits: The constant bandana wearing; tends to get a bit of a southern twang in his voice if he talks for a while, which is weird because he's from Pennsylvania; also tends to get into near-death situations and survive.
Talents/Hobbies: Has a good singing voice; can play guitar and harmonica. Enjoys riding motorcycles and playing football.
History: Bret and his fellow Poison bandmates lived previously in an alternate dimension that was virtually forever stuck in the 1980's, where hair metal was king. Him and the band played and lived there happily, until one day a kind of crazy young woman named Ace hopped over to the dimension, and through one way or another, the Poisoners sort of got... dragged over to this world, stuck in 80's form.
If Bret wasn't so fond of said Ace and the world she dragged him to, he'd probably have figured out how to get back by now.
RELATIONSHIPS:
"Summoner": Ace of Insanity (thought technically it's more
like Kidnapper >>)
Lover: None at this time, but isn't going to deny it was Ace at some point. (Ace sure as hell will, though)
Best Friends: Rikki Rockett, Ace, C.C. DeVille (occasionally), Breezy, can be just about anyone's best friend if he's in 'nice' mode and not 'pissy, grumpy' mode.
Mortal Enemies: Zak Bagans (there's that aforementioned grudging respect, though)
OTHER:
Picture(s):
Lovely Bret with horse
The rare bandana-less 80's Bret
Bret today, IRL
Other Info/Details:
-Type 1 diabetic
-Has his own brand of Snapple and its absolutely delicious
-It's 'Bret', not 'Brett'. THERE'S ONLY ONE 'T', PEOPLE.
Name: Bret Michaels (full name: Bret Michael Sychak)
Gender: Male
Age: About 45-48, but due to dimensional physics, looks/acts younger.
Description:
Clicky link for 80’s Bretness.
Bret is not as tall as one would expect, only reaching about 5’9’’ max. He is, however, wonderfully well built and (in his opinion, anyway) very attractive. His eyes are a striking blue in color, and they’re often narrowed for reasons unknown. His hair is blond and drops to past his shoulders when loose. Bret’s typical hair styles are as follows: hanging loose (commonly), kept in a ponytail (uncommonly), or teased out and fluffy (rarely). However, for each and every style he has his hair in, there is always one constant accessory laced within it: a bandana. He owns a stupidly large collection of them (the most common ones he wears are navy blue and red, though), and he appears to wear them all hours of the day. Supposedly every now and then he doesn’t wear a bandana at all, but even his own bandmates admit that it’s been a very long time since they’ve seen that.
He'll also wear cowboy hats, as if that bandana was too little to adorn his hair with.
Like his fellow bandmates that Ace "borrowed" from an 80's-tastic dimension, Bret's outfit selections tend to remain that of a hair metal rockstar in his prime. He's typical seen wearing a plain black or white t-shirt or a shirt emblazed with Poison's logo or his own face/name (why yes he does have a huge ego, how could you tell?), and a pair of blue jeans, boots to match. He also wears many bangles, arm bands, and watches on both his wrists. Occasionally he will wear other things like a leopard print vest or leather jackets.
He has a couple of earrings, and three tattoos: one on the inside of his left wrist reading "Something to Believe In", a large heart/rose/dagger thing on his right shoulder, and a badge-like ink reading 'Poison' on his left shoulder.
Occupation: Lead singer of band Poison; reality TV star
Date/Month Summoned: Between September-November 2010.
Birthdate: March 15th
Residency: Ace's magically-large closet on her bus.
EMOTIONAL:
Personality:
Bret is, at his core, a nice person. He has a deep respect for just about everyone he knows, even the people he doesn't like (though in those cases it's more a of a grudging respect). He loves his friends and wants to do his best to protect them and keep them close. However, he often has trouble expressing his more subtle, caring emotions, even amongst said friends. Even if he could express these emotions well, though, they'd probably be overshadowed by his massive ego. Bret is proud of his many accomplishments, so much that he tends to have a superiority complex, which people (Ace and his bandmates in particular) can find exasperating.
Along with the ego, Bret also has the capacity to get very jealous very fast (case in point: his jealousy is one of the reasons for his long-standing arch rivalry with Zak Bagans, among other things). He loves attention, and comes off as grumpy and irritable when he feels he isn't getting enough of it. In a sense, he needs people, and he needs people to need him. Anything less and he will recede into his shell of crankiness.
Though frequently difficult to put up with, Bret does have that underlying kindness deep down, and if you wait long enough, it can shine through. He can be quite gracious and gentlemanly if he wants to be.
Key word being 'wants'.
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Habits: The constant bandana wearing; tends to get a bit of a southern twang in his voice if he talks for a while, which is weird because he's from Pennsylvania; also tends to get into near-death situations and survive.
Talents/Hobbies: Has a good singing voice; can play guitar and harmonica. Enjoys riding motorcycles and playing football.
History: Bret and his fellow Poison bandmates lived previously in an alternate dimension that was virtually forever stuck in the 1980's, where hair metal was king. Him and the band played and lived there happily, until one day a kind of crazy young woman named Ace hopped over to the dimension, and through one way or another, the Poisoners sort of got... dragged over to this world, stuck in 80's form.
If Bret wasn't so fond of said Ace and the world she dragged him to, he'd probably have figured out how to get back by now.
RELATIONSHIPS:
"Summoner": Ace of Insanity (thought technically it's more
like Kidnapper >>)
Lover: None at this time, but isn't going to deny it was Ace at some point. (Ace sure as hell will, though)
Best Friends: Rikki Rockett, Ace, C.C. DeVille (occasionally), Breezy, can be just about anyone's best friend if he's in 'nice' mode and not 'pissy, grumpy' mode.
Mortal Enemies: Zak Bagans (there's that aforementioned grudging respect, though)
OTHER:
Picture(s):
Lovely Bret with horse
The rare bandana-less 80's Bret
Bret today, IRL
Other Info/Details:
-Type 1 diabetic
-Has his own brand of Snapple and its absolutely delicious
-It's 'Bret', not 'Brett'. THERE'S ONLY ONE 'T', PEOPLE.
