My demands

[oheloh]

It seems I have not made myself clear.

"Ace"

Enclosed, you will find a photograph of a picture of all the good things in your life, they are my hostages. I have them, chained up, bound, maybe even gagged, and in depraving conditions you wouldn't find in a kiddie porn manufacturing dungeon. If my karma has not at least reached positive one hundred fifty trillion, I will release all of these good things into the murky depths below where they will be immediately destroyed by the myriad horrible creatures which lurk below their rather dingy cell. You have 72 hours to comply.

P.S. I will also ship the Bret Michaels x Pamela Anderson sex tape to your house if my reasonable demands have not been met.

P.P.S. YoU c4nN0t fInd m33, y0u c4nNot tr4ce this m3ss4g3 to MY l4ir.


I mean business.

[Ace of Insanity]

You poked the tigress Andrew.
YOU POKED THE TIGRESS AND AWOKEN HER.
I'LL SEE YOUR DEMANDS AND COMPLY TO THEM IN MY OWN MANNER.
i hope you're happy

also feel free to send that sex tape it'll be a good conversation piece.


also i'm laughing way too hard right now

why the hell is spongebob there?

[Breezy]

^ Can i say that i second everything

especially the laughing part xDD

[oheloh]

I have a feeling I know where this will go, nonetheless, in my mercy, I am still allowing you the remaining 52 hours to reconsider your actions.

If you insist on continuing to engage in your rude, hostile, and anti-social reactionary behavior, I will find more good things, and destroy them with frikkin laser beam sharks. For your convenience I have provided you with a list of what my next targets would be.

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I hope we have developed a mutual understanding here.

[Ace of Insanity]

KEEP POKING THE TIGRESS ANDREW. SEE WHERE THAT GETS YOU.

And, well, I certainly hope your laser-beam sharks can survive outside of water, seeing as pretty much 'target' there is nowhere near a suitable ocean.

[oheloh]

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[oheloh]

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[Ace of Insanity]

Your targets seem a bit off

[Avian]

What's with the gun to my head bro it's cold and uncomfortable,,,,,

[oheloh]

^I have too. Unless dana let's the laser beam land sharks get you, everything might be alright.

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I'll do it too.

[Avian]

How will the sharks walk/breath on land I ask

[Breezy]

...HOLY FUCK IS NUMBER NIEN ACE'S HOUSE

omg its so cute and cozy looking

*cough* I mean

ANDREW WTF STOP STEALIN MY PICS.

'YOU CANT CATCH ME YKNOW IM STILL ALIVE ;D

I think you should just give up. Because every time you post another hostage I'm giving you -1 karma. ;D

[Ace of Insanity]

^YEAH ANDREW, SEE? I GOT BACKUP RIGHT HERE. ME AND BREEZY WILL MESS YOU UP.

AND YES. THAT'S MY HOUSE. BECAUSE APPARENTLY DESTROYING THAT CAN WAIT UNTIL AFTER HE'S DESTROYED MY WII (which technically broken atm anyway) AND DISCO, WHICH ISN'T GOING TO HINDER ANYONE BUT HIMSELF.

also aidan just stay strong i'll get you out of this dammit

THE TIGRESS IS ANGERED ANDREW.

[Avian]

It smells like you're wearing perfume o:

Are you expecting a nice lady hostage to come over or what

I also like your ankle bracelet selection, it's quite extensive

[Breezy]