HOUSE PRIDE, BITCHES

[Avian]

SO AS MANY OF YOU MAY FULL WELL KNOW, WE ARE ALL SECRETLY WIZARDS. AND AS WIZARDS, YOU MAY HAVE MISSED THE LETTER FOR YOUR INVITATION TO HOGWARTS. NO MATTER, AS THERE ARE MANY AWESOME PLACES TO FIND YOUR HOUSE.

I'm here to represent the most bitchin' of all of the houses: Hufflepuff.

Oh, you whine, that we are drooling idiots that are just fucking Gryffindor's wannabe's? SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CHECK OUT OUR QUALITIES: Ever need a loyal bro to help you out? We got you covered. We work fuckin hard, and we're dedicated to all of our causes (one of them simply being the pure form of badassery, of course) as well as being the honest ones here, meaning all of the cool shit you hear about us is true, including our massive genitalia. Have you even seen our founder?



Look at all this SASS and AWESOME PATIENCE AND SHIT. Like fuck WOW HOW CAN THE OTHERS EVEN COMPARE??

And lastly we've got the mighty and majestic honey badger as our pimpin' animal. Wow how awesome is that even? All the other houses' animals are scared of ours, even the fucking lion:

All in all: Don't mess with us. Now go cower in the corner and weep while we go check on our cookies and shit to give you guys.

EDIT: Also found this:

[Breezy]

i just looked at this thread and went 'what the fuck'

god aidan youre so special i love you anyways though lD

[Avian]

are you

insultin my house



also you can take the test at pottermore.com but you have to do some stuff first and stuff

[Breezy]

I CAN INSULT YOUR HOUSE WHENEVER THE FUCK I WANT YOU IDIOT.



UH HMM MAYBE I WILL TAKE A TEST but i'm not signing up for pottermore i'll just do one on google i guess

[Ace of Insanity]

^actually pottermore's pretty fucking sweet evEN THOUGH ITS STILL ONE BOOK FUCKING ONE COME ON it's the best test out there probably

also i only approve of this thread because i'm a hufflepuff too badger fucking pride bitches snuff snuff